RBO Chronicle Entertainment Tonight - Surprise Interview with Panther

For your entertainment I caught up with Panther in the RBO game client for a RBO Chronicle exclusive interview.


NEWBert: On for two days in a row, you animal.
Panther: Life is boring. This game is kind of like sex with Kobe Bryant. No matter how much you kick and scream, it's going to happen.
NEWBert: Are you going to be sticking around or perhaps playing in league?
Panther: **ck no. Boredom has its limits.
NEWBert: Lol, but you used to enjoy the game.
Panther: Playing the same game for 5 years isn't much fun.
NEWBert: But UBO has made such GREAT improvements.
Panther: The name is the only thing that's changed.
NEWBert: You going to check out RBOz when it comes out?
Panther: No clue what that even is.
NEWBert: You know, the new build for UBO.
Panther: I'll check it out probably. When's that supposed to be coming out, 2012?
NEWBert: Sounds about right. If you could add 1 thing to this game what would it be?
Panther: Some Vaseline for all the years it **cked me.
NEWBert: Thanks for the interview, Panther.
Panther: Put that in your article and shove it. I need to make some forum posts. See how long they can stay up before they get deleted.

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